The Honey Badger Hockey League was created in 2012, by a group of bad (ass) hockey players who were looking for an excuse to get out of the house one night a week from September thru March, and have a great skate.
It all began when the 10 OB’s (Original Badgers) skated together in 2011, and realized there are too many DickHead’s playing in Men’s Leagues. Apparently some guys still think there are scouts in the stands every game, and feel that “taking it outside” after the game is something you should work into a post-game ritual.
The OB’s began their mission and The HBHL was formed. Twenty-four Badgers took to the ice on September 6th, 2012 and a new era in men’s league hockey was born. No DickHead hockey, at its finest.
All of the Badgers bring their “A” game. And while some played in college and others first laced em up a few years ago, we all have one thing in common, we just don’t give a shit.
Think you’re Badger material? To become a Badger, you have to be referred in. Prerequisites include: skating hard, not being a DickHead, enjoying a post-game beer in the locker room, and NOT BEING A DICKHEAD. (And if you like Johnny Cash, there’s occasionally a treat for you when you visit the clubhouse.)
Word has spread quickly and there are over 40 well profiled reserves on the “sub list”.
Could you be next? Time will tell. In the meantime, stay thirsty my fellow Badgers.
Sincerely,
The Commish (aka, EL Capitan)
And in the event you’re not one of the 70 Million people who have viewed the video on Youtube, here it is: