You know who drinks more than Honey Badgers? Everyone in England. They drink at lunch, and they drink after work, every day. And it’s not like you go into a bar or pub and there’s a few people, it’s packed. So packed that everyone spills out into the streets, and the pubs actually build shelves onto the outside of the building (this is pretty cool).
Since landing here on Sunday morning, I think I’ve been on a 5000 calorie/day diet. I’ve managed to run a few times in the morning, which is an event itself. My head has to be on a swivel so I don’t get flattened by a double decker bus. These bus drivers think they’re in a porsche, and they all like to drive about a foot from the curb at all times. Someone has to look up the stats for how many people get killed by busses in London per year, it has to be a hefty toll.
Tonight, EL Capitan is stepping it up a notch, and will be attending a Black Tie event. It’s actually the company Christmas party. Surprised EL Capitan owns a tux? Think Dumb and Dumber. I’ve got the top hat and everything. It’s really going to be brilliant. I’ll have someone take a picture.
Cheers, Badgers. Can’t wait to be back on American soil.