Ok, so two games down, and two NO SHOWS by one of the Badgers. Not the type of start I was hoping for.
John G tried to send me emails last week, so in essence, he’s pardoned.
I had a missed call on my phone this morning from Booch, which means he’s not dead. (I do care)
Great game, despite the attendance mishap. Thanks go out to all the subs, who are a big part of the heart and soul of the HBHL.
Locker room discussion included implementing a PENALTY for all those who players who pull a NO-SHOW.
From now on, Penalties will be:
– 1st offense: 30 Pack of Bud or Bud Light
– 2nd offense: 30 Pack, Plus Pizzas at the Clubhouse
-3rd offense: Kicked out of league for life
– 1st offense: DEATH
Too strong? Ok, Goalies get pardoned after one. Death after Two.
If I was a betting man, I would’ve put my money on Booch missing because he fell asleep. Hey, the Man needs his beauty sleep, and it’s not easy being such a good looking guy. (He just called me and confirmed this is indeed why he missed)
Next time someone misses because they fell asleep, we WILL sneak into your house and do one of the following to you…