Tonight marks the commencement of the 4th season of the HBHL. While not a big deal to you, it’s a Kind of a Big Deal to the Commish.
In preparation for the event, I’ve made a couple of purchases and everyone will see them for the first time tonight. (Please show up at the parking lot by 8pm)
First, I bought a new car. The “HBHL” vanity plates are being made now.
From now on I’ll be driving this every Thursday night.
I know you love it. Everyone loves it. Even Mrs Commish loves it. (She hates it)
You know it. I know it. Mrs Commish knows it. (She says I look like Caitlyn Jenner)
Who’s the best Commish on the planet. Has to be me right?
It would be me, except I didn’t make either of these purchases. But I promise to make them some day.
Until then, it’s ok to dream.
See you tonight.
P.S. I’m sure most of you are in TipTop shape, and ready to go.
But for those of us who got winded going up the stairs this morning (like me), take in a little William Wallace.
Always a sure way to get fired up.